One of the reasons why Americans are so terrible at learning new languages is that other languages assign genders to nouns, while American English avoided this.
Well, that grand experiment failed.
It’s time to start giving English words genders to help our children learn French, Italian, and even more useful languages than that. Here are a few to get you started.
Happy learning!
computer: boy
iPhone: girl
book: boy
magazine: girl
jeans: girl jean
shorts: boy
hand sanitizer: girl
Vaseline: boy
pencil: girl
pen: girl
eraser: boy
paper: boy
paper pulp: girl
toaster: girl
Kitchenaid mixer: boy
Tabasco sauce: girl
Sears Tower: girl
Willis Tower: boy
Blackhawks: boy
Bears: girl
